battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.
Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife
by nemo enola July 16, 2014
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Baby Batter

Semen, or man juice. also see skeet
I hit that raw and dumped all baby batter on that chick.
by The Bizzle October 07, 2004
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Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.
by Playa Pancho February 20, 2008
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Baby Batter

Lee Daniel's STAR

CARLOTTA: The priority is getting you healthy and getting your voice back.
And now that it's been a month of vocal therapy, how's it going?

STAR: Not great, Carlotta. Thanks for asking.

MISS LAWRENCE (Miss Bruce): That's 'cause you sitting there sipping on that water child. Throw some baby batter in there, lubricate them vocal cords. Trust me it works.
by TKStrand March 06, 2022
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Battering Ram

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.
"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."
by Joe Guy June 04, 2003
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Batter Bakin

How was that test?
I was batter bakin on that bro.
by FLEXIN STRAIGHT LONG N HARD December 15, 2010
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cake batter

Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.
Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
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