House Balcony

House Balcony is a Religious cult in which one feeds and preys to the all mighty seagulls. They Partake in such activities as drinking Aqua Splashes and Climbing over tables, Throwing food and being generally impolite. Smithy, who is one of the main men in House Balcony is a Anti-Semitic and should be Burned

Angela:"House Balcony are the detriment to Abraham Darby"
Fred"LONG LIVE HOUSE BALCONY"

by Luigi3106 November 29, 2018

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

Baconomics

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.

1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."

by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013