A high school in Massachusetts that is completely ass. The teachers are amazing but the faculty is horrible and unfair. They'll punish the wrong person for doing the right thing. Don't wear a hat in front of Ms.Fayre, she may or may not take it depending on who you are. We aren't heroin high anymore, we're now somewhat popular thanks to marcus. I say this because Marcus whooped the fuck out of this kid Bryan. It was bad. All we have now in the school is the occasional libtard teacher who hears the word gun and sends the whole school into a lockdown. We're also the home of the dumbass who posted on Snapchat "who's ready for school" while holding his airsoft gun. Agawam ain't racist no more, and we don't have heroin. Just the rumors of a kid jacking off... Cough cough cam and another kid who had a crackpipe.
by Cspill69 February 23, 2021
Get the Agawam high 2021 mug.a horrible disease that causes cadets of both virginia tech, texas a&m and all the service academy to break out in invisible hives which prevents them from maintaining a normal conversation with a member of the opposite sex who is not a cadet, generally making the other person feel as though the cadet is incapable of social interaction and is very awkward.
girl: hey what's your name?
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes
by jdubsvt12 March 1, 2010
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-To be most uncomfortable in a situation. Most of us have experienced awkwardness when having to talk in front of a large group of people with the usual "so yea" and "so like".
-Another form of awkwardness would be when talking in person and being really really unsure and unusual about your actions and words. Not knowing what do except acting "awkward" ( See Awkward ) Unintentionally.
-Trinh.
-Another form of awkwardness would be when talking in person and being really really unsure and unusual about your actions and words. Not knowing what do except acting "awkward" ( See Awkward ) Unintentionally.
-Trinh.
Handsome Guy: "Hey beauitful"
Girl: -nods, smiles, and turns red-
Handsome Guy: "Your awkwardness. It's adorable"
Girl: -still nodding- "Ha yepp..."
Girl: -nods, smiles, and turns red-
Handsome Guy: "Your awkwardness. It's adorable"
Girl: -still nodding- "Ha yepp..."
by PabsCerv November 2, 2014
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What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".
Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".
Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco
Man: Well hey sexy lady
Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass
Any episode of The View
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco
Man: Well hey sexy lady
Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass
Any episode of The View
by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011
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The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
by Philt5252 February 15, 2009
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worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.
worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.
by bottletopman May 7, 2009
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Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...
Girl: .....*awkward turtle*
Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?
Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*
Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.
Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
Girl: .....*awkward turtle*
Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?
Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*
Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.
Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
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