Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.
by FirmButFair October 1, 2019
Get the Coaches awardmug. This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
Get the Clarence Reginald Whorley Awardmug. A pussy ass bitch who does nothing but cry. Says bro too much, and occasionally takes dick in the butt on off days!
by Lowlifebo January 19, 2022
Get the Clown ass nigga awardmug. When you are playing X-box Live on Halo 3 team slayer, and you beat the other team by twenty or more points. This was created when Luke (a creater of Halo 3) and his team of four said he could beat ANY team by 20 or more points, and if he lost he would have to give the other team a stake dinner. He won. You can check how many you have by going to www.bungie.net and typing your name in.
by dummb n00b February 26, 2009
Get the [Halo 3 steaktacular award]mug. When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?
"Yeah, man"
"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."
"Nice"
"Yeah, man"
"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."
"Nice"
by SpoonzwithDudez May 11, 2009
Get the The Teen Choice Awardmug. I got the Ternion-all-powerful Award on my Reddit post, jokes on the poor sap that spent the $125 to give it to me.
by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021
Get the Ternion-all-powerful Awardmug. When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.
"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."
"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."
"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."
by loryyy June 25, 2009
Get the Golden Schmeeg Awardmug.