by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008
Get the assnine mug.The eggo. Has two left feet and is constantly spilling things and knocking things over. He has no knowledge of baking and will definitely set your kitchen on fire if you let him in. This asian boy is a smart cookie, has the world at his feet and is annoyingly good looking. Speaking of cookies, he loves cookies and ice cream BUT DONT GIVE HIM TOO MANY OR HE WILL GO MORE HYPER THAN A KOALA ON BEROCCA!! He is an entertaining soul and won't stop until he gets the job done. He is always there for you, so keep him around because he's kinda cool.
Ashwin is a gem.
by no1asia August 20, 2018
Get the Ashwin mug.When a couple is in a spooning position and the person in the front rubs their ass on the person behind them to let them know they are aroused and want to have sex.
Honey, I was Assing you last night cause I was so horny.
Babe, I felt you Assing me last night and I got rock hard.
Babe, I felt you Assing me last night and I got rock hard.
by SheDefines September 9, 2018
Get the Assing mug.Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"
by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009
Get the assfingers mug.a hybridized "word" composed of two existing nouns created by a marketing guru to entice consumers to believe a new science based product has become available. These are easily identified by the hyphen and of course the Trademarking.
New assinouns: Stabili-Track, Acti-lift Technology, Vita-niacin Complex, Kera-Fibre Complex. The advertisers want me to think of four wheel drive, laundry detergent, face cream and mascarra when I hear them.
by Jazzman1958 December 14, 2010
Get the Assinoun mug.by des_per_a_do August 25, 2013
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Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.
Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.
Apparently a great product.
Figurative:
1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.
2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
Mitso Hey Katerina!?
Katerina. What now Mitso?
Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.
Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.
Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 6, 2019
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