heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

asswipe

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

asswipia

A magical kingdom where all the asswipes go.

You PIECE OF SHIT. You are the king of asswipia.

by mahbutthole December 14, 2011

Assignment Induced Anorexia

(a) When one is so absorbed in an assignment they forget to eat for the entire day.

(b) When one is so time pressed to finish an assignment the thought of spending any precious time hunting for or gathering food induces so much anxiety that not eating is the only way to eliminate the anxiety and finish studying

you know why I'm so thin, it because of this assignment! i haven't eaten in 3 days. I'm developing Assignment Induced Anorexia

by stwil September 23, 2012

Asswaggon

A word used to describe a stupid bitch, someone who cannot act like a normal person

“Hey loser, you’re such a dummy”
“Shut the fuck up you stupid asswaggon fag bitch

by Class clown December 22, 2020

viper the asswiper

viper's true name

oh hey its viper the asswiper

by Joe Schmo III December 23, 2018