"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."
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An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
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It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..
It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...
Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose
Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question
So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.
If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.
This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...
Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose
Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question
So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.
If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.
This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl
"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
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it's also can be use as an insult as well.
it's also can be use as an insult as well.
eggnog: *shares his shitty opinion*
everyone: *doesn't agree with his choices/opinion *
circ: nogami being a Assfumes} man,stick tag hashtag on his back so everyone know he an assfumes.
everyone: *doesn't agree with his choices/opinion *
circ: nogami being a Assfumes} man,stick tag hashtag on his back so everyone know he an assfumes.
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