AssistRampage

When your an underrated support playing League of Legends. And you assist way too much for the game to handle. Usually these support players have a record of 0/0/∞

Damn that Morgana is on a AssistRampage!

by Pseudonym? Whats that? May 16, 2019

asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

Assisnt

A person with NO ass.

Damn that girl has no ass. She is Assisnt

by Totallynotjacob September 10, 2020

AssSmash

AssSmash is when your asshole is getting smashed by a penis or your vaginal cord is being sucked in by a male person

I’m getting AssSmashed right now

by Bfhdjdurhsja November 21, 2020

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

Sack Assist

1. When one guy helps another guy out for no other reason than they are both guys.

John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.

by Steve425624567 December 27, 2009

Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011