Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

by metalowscream September 4, 2009

Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

by pdc3 March 19, 2021

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

by mrs. sippy February 14, 2004

Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006