asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

Assaultix

Twitch Streamer, Content Creator on YouTube, Editor/Designer that's currently a FREE AGENT (somehow). Looks to be getting many team invitations but hasn't accepted one yet, better pick him up orgs!

Assaultix is streaming! Let's go watch!!!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

Ashfur

to trap your ex and their kids in a fire.

person one: what ever happened to steph
person two: i heard she got ashfur'd

by bandit_husky April 21, 2022

Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.

Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!

by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020