asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.

Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.

by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfap

the act of using your fingers, toys, or other objects for the purpose of penetrating your own anus for pleasure. it's fapping, but for your asshole.

I caught Amber assfapping last night with her vibrator. I hope she doesn't intend to use it vaginally again.

by Corpse\m/ March 16, 2010

Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.

Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!

by Beehphy August 5, 2015

assfaced

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.

Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!

by J_Cool November 15, 2006

asshat

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.

"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"

by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009