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arizonan

1. A person who believes that any temperature below 75° F is, "cold" and anything below 60° F is, "literally freezing."

2. A person who wears a heavy winter coat when the temperature is above 50°F.
"Dude, why are you wearing that ski coat? It's only 55° out! "

"55° is literally freezing!"

"You are such an Arizonan."
by ksuim4u January 8, 2016
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Arizona Trap Lord

When you're watching porn and skip into it to fap and after you bust a nut you discover the girl was a trap.
"dude i had the worst Arizona trap lord experience yesterday"

"dude that sucks"
by promemerlmao December 9, 2016
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Arizona State University

The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.
Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.
by ba85234 February 25, 2009
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Arizona

The best state in the country that is east of California, while also being west of New Mexico and south of Utah.
Yep Arizona.
by Pace May 31, 2004
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Arizona Sand Storm

The process of wiping of shit off of a females face with ones ball sack.
Nothing beats getting your nuts licked after giving a ho good ol' Arizona Sand Storm.
by Mehul and Adam February 26, 2009
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Arizona

Contrary to what some think, it's actually a very diverse state, in the south you have warm, and in the summer - very hot, weather, desert, plenty of sand and cacti everywhere you look.
In the north, you have forests as far as the eye can see, snow, very cold weather - especially in the winter, and a lot of wildlife.

The heat for the vast majority of the year isn't as bad as people make it out to be, only in July-August is it what people make it out to be all year around.
Matt: I'd never go to Arizona, I can't bear the heat.
Jimi: Go in February then?
Matt: It's still unbearably hot in Feb?
Jimi: Shows what you know.
by I'mAnonymous February 6, 2008
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Arizona Bitch

A female dressed looking as though she just walked out of a JCPenny catalog, decked out in Arizona brand clothing, thinking she is hot shit.

A female that is semi-decent looking but has no fashion sense, dressed in clothing that looks like it is from a department store such as JCPenny. She has bottles of alcohol on display in her apartment that have dust on them because they are never actually used.
Dude, I just heard a bunch of girls giggling as they went into the Arizona Bitchs' apartment, across the hall. I bet they are gonna look through the JCPenny Christmas catalog and circle the Arizona Gear they want their parents to buy them for Chrismas.

I just saw an Arizona Bitch get out of her mini van with a shopping bag. I bet it is full of Arizona Gear.

That Arizona Bitch told us to, "keep it down" last night after the bar. It was only 3 a.m. I said, "Fuck you Arizona Bitch!" and gave her a crotch chop.
by Lindsey Wegner January 12, 2009
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