arctic wolves

A large Army Stryker based bureaucracy in Alaska that is known for its tone deaf taskings, endless meetings, CYA actions, last minute requirements and staff officers who really can’t plan....at all, God bless them. The Arctic Wolves are akin to a group of ostracized wolves from a pack; retarded wolves...the ones that ride the short tundra bus, but just don’t know it yet.

Yes, the Arctic Wolves are a sight to behold in action. Leaders come there to notch an OER bullet on the back of Soldiers, oblivious to their own career’s real mortality in Alaska, and Soldiers come there thinking they will get time to explore Alaska. Neither view is real.

Bro, so the “Arctic Wolves” let us live in shit for the last 5 years, take our time away for stupidity, task the hell out of us with red cycle tasks, put civilians in our HHQ that are mildly retarded, and keep bringing officers up that like to brown nose the shit out of their boss. Yeah...and they say we aren’t reenlisting because it’s the Alaska dark and cold hahaha. Bro, seriously they’re oblivious. It’s them...the organization.

by The Dude Lives June 12, 2021

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

Arctic Bungalow

A sex practice involving multiple partners, where one inserts an ice cube into the genital area before sex.

Hey Judy, I got an Arctic Bungalow from Paul lastnight... it was "cool".

by manOsteel June 7, 2015

Arctic

Extremely cold (weather conditions).

February brought arctic conditions

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

Arctic adventure

When a woman is in between two men at a fastfood restaurant and is jerking them off in a booth seat as a form of an exhibitionary sex act. Kind of like an expedition to find the north pole while penises are the ski poles for cross-country skiing both scientifically as well as sexually while running the risk of getting caught by restaurant staff or other patrons.

Debby, Eric, and Tom went on an arctic adventure to the ice-cream shop and inadvertantly became porn stars when security camera footage was reviewed by the restaurants owner.

by Cookie-spanker November 15, 2023

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Arctic Flupping

Your girl arches into a 90 degree angle and you give her devious back shots until you cum. When you cum, you need to cum on her back and break her spine by pulling her hair.

When John did the Arctic Flupping with his girlfriend, she fucking died.

by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025