Bone apple tea

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016

applanche

When you're choosing fruit in the supermarket and you pick an apple out of the display they all fall like an avalanche.

While I was at the deli counter my kids started an applanche in the produce section.

by Rik and Susan October 24, 2008

Apple-Core

Something tht is harder than hard-core.

That guy got shot and is still walking, he is Apple-core!

by Jackeldude March 17, 2010

Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

buy applause on itunes

buy iT NOW

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by buttbotox November 6, 2013

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

Apple Music

The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.

Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Dude, everyone thought of this before.

by Underknot February 27, 2016