Alberto

Alberto he's a funny guy , he's kinda weird at times , and when he gets nervous like a tomatoe

" Alberto why do you like a tomatoe when you get nervous "

by Ifkkkkkkk November 25, 2018

Alberto

Alberto is the most passionate person you’ll ever meet. He harbors a lot of pain, but still isn’t afraid to feel or express his emotions. He feels deeply, which is why you’ll see the fire in his eyes. If he could only learn how to process his emotions. He could stop them from causing him pain and instead harness his energy to attract the right kind of love and success. He is imperfectly perfect. He’s honest to a fault, refreshingly loyal, undoubtably kind, enchantingly charming, modestly seductive, affectionately silly and punctually flirtatious. He’s everything to anyone who knows what matters most.

Alberto is not only my soulmate, but my twin flame.

by Bear0916 November 23, 2021

Albertoratkingbruh

Someone or something that is white

He's albertoratkingbruh

by Yubbymaster September 24, 2023

hoodrat alert

Term used to degrade a female and feel better about ones self, usually used when the female is approching.

(girl enters party)

(ex notices and tells friend)- "Yo Black mamaba.. Hoodrat alert!!"

by zZtephieeee December 7, 2010

Dp Alert

Generally meaning Dick Pic Alert. If a guy says this, watch out.

Dude: dp alert

girl: nooo

by GSD9 October 14, 2018

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

Amber Alert

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away

Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”

by SalvatorusRex April 28, 2022