Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.

"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."

by eighth of seven November 8, 2007

University of Alberta

Opened in 1908, the University of Alberta is located in Edmonton, Alberta. The university has become a leading research institution in Canada, and serves over 35,000 students. The university is also known for having one of the top athletics programs in the country. Go Bears!

The University of Alberta has the best hockey program in Canada.

by uofastudent September 21, 2005

albertsons

A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking hot, no homo. Such legends at one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer.

albertson's checker: "hello mam, do u have your albertsons card?"

asian customer: "nye o nye...fie nie five"...translation: 909-595

albertsons checker: "f me in the mother effing a-hole mother effer"

by Cabbage Patch Lady March 14, 2008

Albert

A smart guy which knows everything

I met an Albert yesterday

by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020

Alberto

the act of acting like Alberto the most badass troublmakin son of a b**** out there. funny as hell. daredevilish attitude

"damn he's following the legendary Alberto footsteps"

by unflteredbadassedness February 7, 2010

Alberta

(alˈbərtə) verb. To aggressively drive one's vehicle as if it had high clearance 4x4, regardless of the vehicle's said ability. Often includes taking three parking stalls. Termed after the driving habits of the eponymous Canadian province.

This road is not wide enough for a u-turn, watch me alberta it.

by Aaron is Rad August 27, 2013