Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019

SUB-ADULT

Sub-adult: People between the age group of 18 and 24ish that are technically or kegally adults, but have no clue how to Adult.

Jay, the sub-adults need money again for school and I had to help them with scheduling their school break and getting plane tickets. One day the will actually be able to do something on their own, I hope!!

by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

adult dark

The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.

Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"

Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"

by orangek October 8, 2011

Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..

Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..

by Zanetree October 3, 2018

Underage Adult

A child who is mentally, physically or emotionally mature. Or a grown-up, legally of age who is not physically, emotionally or mentally mature.

I was an underage adult when I asked a 40 year old man for a kiss.

by Netta Y January 10, 2022

Adult Lifestyle

When you've forgotten how important it is to have fun and be a kid, to play.

Taking life too seriously.

"Bro, all that work has made you a serious, fat, angry , lard ass. Seems like you're living the adult lifestyle"

by emergion June 23, 2016

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