Longfield Academy

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles

Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick

by YoutubeSlag May 25, 2019

Faith Christian Academy

Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”

“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”

by anonymous September 26, 2019

Harris Academy Orpington

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.

Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017

jcb academy

A posh school, full of not so posh briefcase wankers that wear the longest fucking shit flickers you’ve ever seen.

Jcb academy building engineers and business leaders of the future

by Donnameat December 15, 2018

Acadecca

An exclamation, acting as a warning that an officer of the law is in close proximity. Used at public events, such as concerts and sports events, when a group is consuming alcohol or smoking marijuana or other illegal substances.

*Moe, Larry and Curly are at a concert. Moe and Larry are smoking weed, Curly notices a security officer nearby.*

Curly: "ACADECCA!"

*Moe hides the joint*

by fwc83 May 30, 2010

Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

Kingsley academy

A british school with a shit reputation, big up Mr tinsley

My son has been to "kingsley academy"

by sussy gussy May 3, 2021