Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!
by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010
Get the Battlefield axemug. A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015
Get the hand axemug. Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
by matt555 August 9, 2009
Get the wet axemug. See that guy over there? He has 5 different kinds of Axe products at his house, he must be an Axe-Hole.
by SargeantSharts July 19, 2011
Get the Axe-Holemug. having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense
by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010
Get the Shitting An Axemug. What happens when you wear Axe.
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Do not press the button down all the way.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
Get the The Axe Effectmug. A term that is rude and somewhat disturbing visually for the word Vagina. The split opening of the vagina represents the words "axe wounde", as this figure is somewhat similar to the figure of a cut made by an axe.
by Dean Wicks June 22, 2006
Get the Axe Woundmug.