Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.

Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!

by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011

arbor snowboards

the best damn snowboards known to mankind!!! made specifially for more advanced riders they have a bamboo core which means its ultra flexible but still extremely strong. it rides like a Cadillac compared to the typical fords . provides good riding no matter where you plan to go. park, back country, upper bulls, powder runs, street. its got mad crazy pop i defiantly would suggest it.

typical amateur boarder: dude i got a new burton

more advanced rider: you have much to learn my son. arbor snowboards are where its at.

by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

Arborgeddon

When the trees and limbs of trees are taken down by forces of nature such as ice , wind or snow and wreak havoc on the infrastructure of a city, town or individual.

That ice storm last week brought on arborgeddon.

This weeks arborgeddon has left the city crippled without power or telephones.

by Felix Digati February 12, 2010

Abortionate

Adj: used to describe examples of bad craftsmanship.

This work is abortionate

by Gallythemole September 11, 2010

Aboriginee Style

The sexual act of shoving a didgeridoo into a partners urethra, and giving them a blowjob. Instead of moaning, the only noises that are emitted are the sweet sounds of the didgeridoo

“Hey man, I heard you got with Jackie last night.”

“Yeah mate, it was pretty good. We did it aboriginee style

by bullettotheniconicoknees February 12, 2018

Aborigigash

A derogatory slang phrase relating to the origins of a woman's genitals. Heralded worldwide as the hallmark of quality clunge, it is native solely to the lands of Australia.

"On my stag me and the lads went down under to the bush to hunt out some prime Aborigigash."

by John McCelby May 24, 2018

Literary Abortion

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.

"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."

by divineallbeing March 2, 2012