Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Nicholas elf

a Nicholas elf is code for an elf bar

"yo bro you got nic?"
"yeah i got that Nicholas elf"

by i_am_slank January 23, 2023

Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves

See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.

by Greg678910 December 11, 2019

elf ass

elf ass is used to describe sweet-but-still-nasty scents/flavors. things that smell/taste like elf ass are sweet, but also have a slight essence of shit. some things that are elf ass are flint stones gummies, artificial grape flavoring, and spraying febreeze in the bathroom after you take a crap.

i have to take these b12 vitamins because of my pernicious anemia, they’re cherry flavored and taste like elf ass.

by butherbreathislikewoah July 28, 2019

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose November 11, 2015

A Winey Elf

Someone who complains a lot about Christmas and highly dislikes celebrating it because of something bad that has happened to them on a previous Christmas day, or around the holidays the present year.

"Oliver's being such A Winey Elf this year."

by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021

high elf

Usually a very tall Elf with pale to fair toned skin. They have dark (almost black) slanted eyes, sharp jawline, light colored hair, and very slim in size.

High Elves are rare, beautiful creatures that ususally specialize in Alchemy, Psionicism (psionicist), and other magical classes.

by Jai January 22, 2005