Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size... often times the penis points in different directions
after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
girl POV
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
girl POV
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"
by the new revolution March 16, 2009
A totally radtastic girl who doesn't give a fuck about what anybody thinks. She is truly herself and has a wide (but good) taste in music.
person 1: damn that girl is hot, but she is so confident that coming on to her is kind of difficult.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.
by Taxidermy11 July 10, 2009
The movie that even David Fincher is ashamed of. Follows the exploits as she crash-lands on the penal colony Fiorina 'Fury' 161, and must do battle once again with an alien creature that stowed away aboard her ship. Should be ignored at all costs.
last lines of the movie
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
by crazyrabbits May 28, 2005
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noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.
Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"
by Slimefeld August 18, 2007
by ai'thang boy September 05, 2003
He said he was just there for the day. He had an aura of James Bond, except with longer hair. And one thing led to another... alien bang.
When vacationing in California, Dan had a couple of alien bangs partly thanks to his Australian accent.
When vacationing in California, Dan had a couple of alien bangs partly thanks to his Australian accent.
by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016