A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
Get the The Admiral’s Buttonsmug. While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"
Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"
by Need-Herder September 6, 2016
Get the The Admiral Akbarmug. This is a really beautiful boy with the prettiest smile and brown eyes
His eyes sparkles when he talk and makes you feel comfortable. he‘s really hot and funny
His eyes sparkles when he talk and makes you feel comfortable. he‘s really hot and funny
by joonsbabe November 23, 2021
Get the Admirmug. by TheNewLegion September 18, 2021
Get the Admiral Duck Vaginamug. Cult like group where a variety of people around the world spend their times glazing a bunch of bums with cool coats from the popular manga One piece
by N2ptune May 23, 2024
Get the Admiral Agendamug. Admiral Snaccbar is a blue wrench member, and has been vibing for a long time on the Altehros YouTube channel and was finally fricking smart enough to get discord. He has also experienced mental trauma after looking at the Altehros discord server.
by Admiral Snaccbar November 9, 2020
Get the Admiral Snaccbarmug. A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
Get the Admiral Asscrackmug.