Adjustions

To make suggestive adjustments to something someone submitted.

Frank wrote the computer company submitting several adjustions they could make for next year computer model coming out.

by mrbunnylamakins April 27, 2014

seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

Adjustment Bureau

They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for unforseen consequences will unravel if they do.

The Adjustment Bureau control everything but I will not let them control my life. I will fight for my free will!

by CLGFBI July 19, 2010

Hood-Adjacent

A neighborhood that is almost a part of the hood or is in very close proximity to the hood rat.

Bobby’s house is hood-adjacent.

by joeyhayes December 15, 2019

emo (adjective)

Somebody being emo is somebody who is overly emotional and melodramatic about situations that don't really warrant that, especially everyday life situations. These people tend to thrive on negative attention, and the phrase "misery loves company" really fits them to a 'T'. They may take an interest in your life or problems, but they will overly exaggerate your problems as well as an attempt to get you to commiserate with them on how miserable you have it also (when really it's not as bad as all that), just because they get high on misery. Misery and negative attention and melodrama is like a drug to emo people and they will do anything to get it. Often, talking to them can seem like they are parasitic. They may talk to you about your problems, but it feels like they are more interested in hyping your problems up, for them to get their "fix" of their melodrama drug, than they are truly interested in understanding your situation. These people will often make extreme statements, commonly about how depressed they are, and how they just don't know if they want to go on living, all over very silly situations and circumstances.

Me: How was your day?

Emo Person: OMG! You have no idea! This person was mean to me on facebook, and, and, I just don't even know anymore, some days I don't even want to keep on living. I ask myself why I'm even doing this.

Me: Well, I'm sorry someone was mean to you...

Emo Person: How was your day? *sniff*

Me: It was alright, my professor was kind of a jerk but other than that it was okay...

Emo Person: I'm soo sorry! OMG! I'm so sorry you professor was soo horrible to you! What is wrong with this world!!! I just don't even know anymore... Honestly, I wonder why I even keep on going anymore.... *cries*

Me: ...
Me: Um, yeah wow, you're really emo. Okay, I gotta go now... bye!

emo (adjective)

by Saramaira May 10, 2016

Batman (adjective)

Awesome, Heroic, or Bad-ass.

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

switch awesome with Batman (adjective):

"dude that shit was totally Batman!"

by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011

Adjutant

1. A military officer who's duty is to assist the commanding officer of a regiment or garrison by receiving and giving orders, handling correspondence and records, etc.

2. A helper, an assistant, an aid.
"A fine violin must be the best Adjutant to a fine voice."

Copyright © 1983 "Webster's New Twentieth Century Dictionary"

sagenkahn correspondence assistant helper Adjutant

by EPE588 October 16, 2011