brown tie

your just enjoying a tasty gobble off your shackjob and you've not long had a turd, so you take it upon yourself to wipe your nasty, brown ring up and down vertically across her peachy alabaster tiddies

Montage: Man, can you believe that shit? I was just givin my nigga some well deserved head - sucking up all that baby gravy n all, when dang, nigga dang, that nigga goes and pulls a brown tie on my ass!

Ulysses de la Bates: No way beeatch! I can't believe you put that fowl phallus near your big ass nigga lips - especially as he ain't washed that poultry wicket in months. Besides which, you let him brown tie your lame ass without comment. Man, your wizards sleeve deserve more attention. Ya dig?

by small bum cage July 15, 2006

tieing fish

A verb used to say rolling a joint or blunt.

Dans tieing fish right now

by papabear72 December 4, 2006

tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.

Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010

Tie Tucked

the act of inserting a tie into a woman's vagina...and somehow feeding it through so it comes out her asshole..

boy 1: "hey man did you and jane make out at the party last night?

boy 2: "no...but I tie tucked the shit out of her

boy 1: "awesome"

by weird-man March 18, 2009

Brown Tie

The shit skid left on a chick's stomach after tit-fucking her.

Check out that chicks brown tie

by Mikus February 6, 2003

red tie

Fucking a chic in the ass till she bleeds (cause blood is a lubricant) Then you go for the tity fuck which in turn leaves a red mark on her chest.

by Nasty Pete August 15, 2003

Wayne Tie

An extremely cool Asian person who hates Jews and feminists (really only the feminists) such as Modan and attends LBJ High School.

"Yo Bruno, isn't Wayne Tie related to Hitler?"

"No he's worse"

by Wayne November 1, 2004