by Jaydude101 November 03, 2013
Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
by olympicmuffdiver December 09, 2009
When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.
Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.
Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!
Frankie: What the Shell!!
Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!
Frankie: What the Shell!!
by TSMC March 24, 2010
by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 08, 2008
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
by mitch00uk April 14, 2015
Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
by Battered Platinum June 09, 2005
A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.
When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.
by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010