muff mouse

A small white instrument a women pokes up her vagina when the river is flowing red. Tampon.
Jessica needed to use the nearest loo to change her muff mouse..
by Jaydude101 November 03, 2013
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Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
by olympicmuffdiver December 09, 2009
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Muff Corner

When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.

Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.

Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!

Frankie: What the Shell!!
by TSMC March 24, 2010
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muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 08, 2008
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muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
by mitch00uk April 14, 2015
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muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'
by Battered Platinum June 09, 2005
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Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.
When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.
by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010
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