Duck

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.
Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"
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Formally Thomas Jefferson
lol guyz is this duck?
by Zaku Sniper August 22, 2005
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Duck

a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.
Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!

"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"
by christina coney November 15, 2006
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get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal
by boB August 13, 2003
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Duck-duck-goose

A fun children's game.

How to play:
Have everybody sit in a circle. Then, choose one person as the 'goose'. That person walks around and taps everybody on the head, labeling them all as 'ducks'. Then, the 'goose' will randomly call someone else the 'goose'. Goose 2 then chases Goose 1 around and around the circle. If Goose 1 manages to get back into their inital spot, then they're safe and Goose 2 starts doing the whole head-tapping thing again. If Goose 1 gets tagged, however, they have to sit in the center of the circle until someone else gets tagged.
Nothing brings on a case of childhood nostalgia like a game of duck-duck-goose!
by RebeccaCS March 16, 2006
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duck

A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.
While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.
by Al G June 17, 2005
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"I don't know...Is this duck?"
by snarfoogle August 15, 2005
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