Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

Blueberry Squeeze

The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.

“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”

by Danyelle5703 February 19, 2018

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

by t pot January 31, 2019

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 10, 2022

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021