liquid jew

Alcohol

He had too much of the liquid jew yesterday.

by someonewhoreallyisme May 4, 2017

My Jew Jew Game

basically My Jew Jew Game is My JuJu Game :troll:

Tom: It's me ya boy Tom from My JuJu Game
Jerry: ayo this game My Jew Jew Game discord server is pretty understaffed ngl
omnigus: :SADNESS:
Diavolo: :friendlysmile:

by omnigus June 14, 2021

Jew Blue

That light blue metallic color that old Cadillacs came in. Mostly seen with "sim con" tops on them.

I have a 1984 Jew Blue Caddy Seville with a white fake convertible top. Its ready to be shipped down to Florida.

by doosh laroosh May 3, 2010

Jewing

To constantly ask someone to use their stuff or for stuff in general. Verb is: To jew.

“Yo bro can I hit your dab pen? Please man”
“Bro stop being a Jew, your always jewing our shit fuck off”

by Headfunk March 19, 2023

Jews

The people who own all the banks, they are also protected by the US military and cops to the point you can go to jail in most western countries for pointing that out. It’s because Anglos believe to this very day that the Ashkenazim are god’s chosen people that western society is loosing it’s charm. You can spot a Jew by the hooked nose, fragile face, sanpaku eyes, slanted ears, and frequent balding and manletism.

Lewis: We were the bad guys of WWII, no one won that war but the Jews.
Phil: What are you on about Lewis?
Lewis: I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but the alied armies left entire cities uninhabitable and all Hitler did was cleanse his continent of a serious shyster problem.
Phil: Gee Lewis, you might be on to something.

by Siracha, Baby November 11, 2022

jews

One of the most polite and yet simultaneiously racist people in history

jewish girl: omg Arab guys are attractive. like I dont get why they always are angry at Jews though and they keep calling us racist and just always out to get us ya know? we cant live our lives without getting attacked and oh wait nvm lol

smart jewish girl: hmm I wonder why!

Being a jew is like a living paradox, but not really.

by Zhang Li January 11, 2022

Ahh-Jew

The polite and discrete way of identifying a Jew and pointing them out to your friend in public.

You: "Tilt your head back and mimic a sneeze and say AHH-JEW when a Jew is in sight."

Friend to You: "God bless Jew my friend"

You: "Thank Jew"

by NYC Jew ID service July 30, 2009