Bong Beard

Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty

by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013

Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.

"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.

by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.

That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!

by Beard Manly March 1, 2010

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

Peg Beard

A woman used as a cover for a gay friend whom she anally penetrates using a strap-on dildo.

"What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."

"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."

by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021