November 9th

National Haylee Bossert day!

Girl- Hey Haylee. Haylee- Yeah? Girl- It’s November 9th

by Your pseudo November 19, 2019

JUNE 9th

June 9th national sex/head day. Ok this day your girl/guy friend must give head or sex;).

Hey what day is it. JUNE 9th pull em down

by Daoneandonlycod June 9, 2021

October 9th

National flying cat day, on October 9th everyone must put a cat on a leash and fly for 20 minutes.

“It’s October 9th! Damn, guess I gotta go fly a cat”

by David Skinner October 8, 2020

May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

9th january

ask your crush out cuz why not

"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"

by aftussy4life February 15, 2022

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021