December 11th

National slap ass day

"Its December 11th!"
"So??"
"Slap their ass!"

by indiekidfr December 10, 2020

December 11th

National slap ass day

"Its December 11th!"
"So??"
"Slap their ass!"

by indiekidfr December 10, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

April 11th

It is a glorious day where you find the sexiest girl you know and smack her on the ass and ask for nudes.

Guy:*smacks girl on ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: don't worry it's April 11th
Girl: oh ok, you want nudes too?
Guy: hell yeah!

by Spastic nerd April 10, 2019

February 11th

This date is very special. You know why? A girl who born in February 11th will marry one of BTS(방탄소년단)members . In millions of their fans, you are one of choosen to be their wife. The person who born in this date, is lovable, deserves the universe, hardworking and pretty.

February 11th is for those who deserve to marry members of BTS

by Smolmonimoni October 15, 2020

January 11th

If you were born January 11th, you are most likely a sexy square short motherfucker with blonde hair and a sweet sense of dance moves.

“Pizza time starts!? They must’ve been born on January 11th”

by Mr pizza time October 19, 2019

11th Commandment

This is not an extra rule that would contradict with God's laws; instead, it promotes and defends them.

11. Thou shalt displayeth the Ten Commandments in all public places.

Like it or not, there is no Separation of Church and State. It says nowhere in the Constitution of such a policy. However, people have the right to not be oppressed by a particular religion, but they still can't have that religion taken away from people.

by I Worship the Lord February 22, 2005