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TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 19, 2016
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TDS

A condition also known as Trump Dick Sucker. Somebody who loves to suck Trump's dick, either literally or metaphorically. People with TDS will believe anything Donald Trump says and will hurl insults at anybody who disagrees with him, no matter how reasoned their arguments are.
John: "Historically, enacting high, broad tariffs has only worsened economic situations."
Paul: "You just hate anything Trump does because you're a bitter bidenette!! Biden was going to enact tariffs, too!"

John: "I never voted for Biden, either... I think you might have TDS."
by thaddeusk April 2, 2025
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torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy
Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)
by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022
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TDS

Mike: Hey dude, wanna play TDS?
John: Yeah sure, I have Accelerator now.
by A radom TDS fan July 20, 2022
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