Boner

Someone who lacks self-awareness and insists on being the center of attention.

Jesus Heidi is a boner. She won't stop talking about her kids.

by helenNotABoner November 20, 2018

Boner

When a guy’s dick gets over flowed with blood because the person is horny.

“Hey bro, you see that hot chick? She just made me get a boner!”

“Nice dude!”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020

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by steammustachio April 23, 2021

boner

Don't Be a Stoner Cover Your Boner!!

By a girl named Haileigh

yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner

by ToriLynn April 11, 2008

no-boner

Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to bed.

jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.

bruce: she was lookin' damn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-boner really.

by DAAW August 27, 2008

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003

boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003