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MAGA-ritaville

MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.

Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame

but if he had your vote

Well — it could be your fault.
Civil Rights and the right to be human are just wasting away in MAGA-ritaville.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
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MAGA

A word that Dosen't Fucking Exist that Triggered Literally Every Person Into Politics or News to the point They Think Green Day should be Cancelled After They played a set On NYE (New year’s Eve)
Person 1: I’m not gonna be Apart of this “MAGA” bullshit! Make America great again? It’s already been destroyed!
Person 2: Ha! libbie.
by ieatantsforbreakfast January 3, 2024
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MAGA

Mexicans Ain’t Going Anywhere.

Colonized by the Mexicans and the Latino community as a fuck you to DJT lovers
Red hat wearer: MAGA!!!
Mexican: YEAH!!! Mexicans ain’t coining anywhere!!
Red hat wearer: …
by RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH February 7, 2025
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MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
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MAGA

Stands for "Mature Adults Grooming Adolescents" a political movement supported by individuals who support global sex trade and protecting pedophiles publicly. Often very vocal about children while supporting policies to expand the sex trade and starve kids.
I really don't like anyone who supports MAGA around kids anymore since they seem to enthusiastically support that kind of behavior.
by CoffeeKnife November 13, 2025
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maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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