Dick

A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.

"I used a dick to write my English essay"

by emobitchxx February 19, 2024

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.

Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Young dagger dick

A long ass dick with a lot of gurt that will make yo daughter scream 🍑

#wholelottadaggerdick

Young dagger dick are good for u

by Jamari07 March 2, 2019

Dick

The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong

hey mom look at my dick - son
Wow! its huge~ - mom
I want it - Food

by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023

Tingle Dick

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.

"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.

by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023