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Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.
Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick
by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020
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speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.
''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''
by DickRick990 March 23, 2025
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Dick munch

Ex.1 When you wanna ask if someone sucks dick, but wanna be funny.

Ex.2 When someone is an absolute Dickie Cheese.
by Mega dicker March 1, 2019
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Whos Dick

A game developed by a drug addict; random, vulgar, shock value that can only be taken as childish humor and appears to state the users brain underdevelopment. Essentially a shitty copy of The Game, the very sound of it causes continuous cringe which requires a few days to recover from.
A group yelled "Whos dick" from their car as they drove past some people on a porch. They looked at each other and asked "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" to which someone replied "Junkies"
by SurroundedByIdiotsIn716 July 9, 2021
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dick in hood

damn that boy got his dick in hood
by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018
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grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.
Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.
by Toilet erection May 28, 2017
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Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear
Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday
by 60sgirl May 18, 2018
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