Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
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by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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