dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Dick

Another word for a “penis” or a “cock” that lays underneath the gut of a male.

Go suck a “dick”

by Nothing.nobody May 7, 2018

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024