Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 05, 2019

Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.

I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.

by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 08, 2019

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.

"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."

by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 15, 2012

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor July 04, 2013