He is smart nice and have a great charisma. His friend secretly love him but always hide it. Smarter william, his real name is only william. A great leaderthat love math. Smarter william always help this girl so this girl like him really much. Smarter william is weird but thats what make everyone wanted to be his friends.
by IMDC_Original November 25, 2021

by Jimmy Keith January 22, 2017

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022

The coolest teacher anyone could ask for. He will recommend books that will make you cry and drag into 2-hour conversations about dogs (no complaints here). Definitely the type of teacher who’s lessons you will never forget and indisputably is the best.
“You have Mr. Williams as your teacher?”
“Is that good?”
“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)
“Is that good?”
“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)
by jociexxstars December 17, 2022

by 5dingleberries1234567890 May 28, 2024

by ihatewilliam24 March 2, 2024

The best person ever! - A fellow William
by Willybae April 30, 2023
