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phone love

What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.
My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.
by Ndstyl February 5, 2018
mugGet the phone lovemug.

poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous
lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)
by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016
mugGet the poke phonemug.

phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.
DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!
by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010
mugGet the phone-phivemug.

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
mugGet the Banana phonemug.

phone

come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..

no.
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
mugGet the phonemug.

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)
What a PHONE
by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019
mugGet the Phonemug.

Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the Business Phonemug.

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