Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Michael Sorgen

The man of all men obviously

Sara: Who’s Michael Sorgen?
Wyatt: He’s the man of all men, that’s who he is!

by Wybroo April 28, 2022

Michael Nan

Michael Nan is a not very smart black banana. OOOOHH OOOOHH YEYYEYEYEY

That Michael Nan came from Africa.

by anonymous black banana February 24, 2022

julia michaels

A singer-songwriter from Iowa who saved the music Industry. She has an unconditional love for her family, friends, fans(also known as the gemfam), pets and pickles with chocolate ice-cream.

A: is that an angel?
B: no that's Julia Michaels

by Véronique van Dijk July 1, 2019

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018

Michael Beakley

Absolute chad; has all the secks. likes secks. consumes secks.

Michael Beakley likes secks

by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020

Michael and Daniella

Power couple! Daniella is the most beautiful girl that anyone has ever seen, with the best sense of humor. While being a domestic and beauty goddess, being blessed with many desirable skills and knowledge. She is all about pleasing her man and keeping him happy. She is powerful and successful with a dominant sweet and kind side but can snap in the blink of an eye. While Michael is handsome, a real looker. Very comical in ways Daniella appreciates. He is strong, powerful and always uses logic. He is determined. He always aims to make Daniella feel beautiful, loved, and special. Michael will always work hard to give Daniella the life she deserves, but Daniella will always be happy as long as she has Michael. The chemistry between the two of them is so intense it’s electrifying and mind blowing. They are extremely like minded. True soulmates. They only have eyes for each other. Once they find each other, they will last a lifetime. At first they may have obstacles but will smash them and their relationship will be easy and peaceful. Filled with endless love and loyalty. This couple will succeed at anything they put their minds to.

Michael and Daniella are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen.
Together they will move mountains.
Soulmates!

by Lovelylovlies May 24, 2022