Hot Glue Gun

Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.

You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis

I need to administer this hot glue gun

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy

hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?

by silly drina May 7, 2025

trap gun

shotgun used to shoot trap that is definitely without a doubt ALWAYS shorter than a skeet gun.

this trap gun has a 28" barrel while this skeet gun has a 32"

by cjrebarc March 13, 2013

Guns

The answer to everything

Your depressed
GUNS
You being Robbed
GUNS
You wanna commit mass genocide
GUNS

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

Cum gun

A cum gun is your dick.

That cum gun is longer than a ruler.

by Dude guy 12345678910 April 29, 2019

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010