taking a patterson 

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

taking a patterson by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Taking over the world

to have sex

“what do you wanna do tonight, brain?”

“the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!”

this is Taking over the world

Taking over the world by bussyfart1000 November 7, 2021

taking 

when something isn’t giving

“girl have you seen hanna’s shirt” “yeah ikr it’s taking”

taking by dojacat111 November 12, 2021

Tanking 

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.

Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"

Tanking by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021

Taking the poo 

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

Taking the poo by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021

Taking an L 

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L

Taking an L by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022

Taking a Shower 

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

Taking a Shower by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022