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Sausage

by anonymous January 18, 2025
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furry sausage

To have a fun time with girl
by Bitch .com May 19, 2018
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sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.
I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.
by AkayK February 14, 2018
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Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.
Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.
by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021
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Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.
After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.
by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018
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Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
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Wee wee sausage

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.
Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.
by shilohistired July 15, 2023
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