sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

Vegan Sausage

A transgender man's penis

I enjoy dating men with vegan sausage

by Tommy Silva August 16, 2022

Sausage Fingers

You love holding dicks in your hands

Matt Castro a.k.a. MagikarpUsedFly: I have sausage fingers
YouTube: Monitize?

by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off

“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”

by 02022020 March 6, 2022

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019