Playstation tan

When one spends so much time on gaming machines that their skin turns a pasty white colour due to lack of sun exposure and outdoor activities.

Jimmy "hey what you up to this weekend bro"
Dave "working on the playstation tan mate"
Jimmy "that's some sick shit bro"

or

Julie "Holy crap meg, your boyfriend sure is white"
Meg " yeah that's his playstation tan"

Playstation tan by charliroc March 11, 2010

playing poopsum 

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

playing poopsum by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

peter-players

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

"Shit", Nikki said, as he remembered his cigarettes. "I left my cigarettes up at T's, and I'm sure Jon has already gotten his peter-players all over them". Considering them gone Nikki put on his coat so that he could go and buy himself yet another pack.

peter-players by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

player 

6. Player
Players can be male or female. They are usually slick, dress nicely and are very charming.

They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends.

Players make horrible friends or “significant others,” because they will “Judas back stab” and hurt you in any way possible if it is in their best interest.

They have no loyalty to anyone but themselves

player will rim you and off to the next

player by malorey knotts November 19, 2013

Playboi Carti 

angbubottyroh
dongafukranoh
beljhfukranoh
onlacomranoh
dongosemehuh
bihgosemehuh
dongotaliuh
ralaracouh
anshewekin
likewohvega
ohnmygah
domnlihtinty
sonlauh
sonlauh

Playboi Carti's parents are still waiting for his first words

Playboi Carti by Jetski2839283432 July 12, 2021

playing position 

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

playing position by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015