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Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet
by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023
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Nega-penis

When someone's penis is so small it exists inside the body of the owner of the nega-penis.
Girl: I wanna fuck Jim.
Guy: you can't, he has a nega-penis.
by b0red1ncla55 September 23, 2015
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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017
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penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
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pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
by Hskfok July 19, 2018
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penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.
"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."
by greyman2020 October 17, 2013
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