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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
by The increased gay September 14, 2018
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Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.
Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?
by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010
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south side elves

So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit
What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”
by fuckmyassburgers December 29, 2017
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Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event
Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!
by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023
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Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015
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Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug
“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”
by SH1827 July 2, 2022
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