Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013
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Gigolo wank

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
by Bruce Foreskin August 09, 2013
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Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.
Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.
by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010
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Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 06, 2017
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BADONKA WANK

Me is BADONKA WANK
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by BaDoNkA WANK January 06, 2021
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